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		<id>https://www.wurmpedia.com/index.php?title=Player:Cndo&amp;diff=83853</id>
		<title>Player:Cndo</title>
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		<updated>2014-01-29T19:33:24Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Thereturnofthecatlord: Replaced content with &amp;quot;'''FAG '''&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''FAG&lt;br /&gt;
'''&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Thereturnofthecatlord</name></author>
		
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	<entry>
		<id>https://www.wurmpedia.com/index.php?title=User:NintendoJoe&amp;diff=83848</id>
		<title>User:NintendoJoe</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://www.wurmpedia.com/index.php?title=User:NintendoJoe&amp;diff=83848"/>
		<updated>2014-01-29T06:29:29Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Thereturnofthecatlord: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;http://i.imgur.com/y3egLzy.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
=Player Bio=&lt;br /&gt;
NintendoJoe is a somewhat active player on Serenity, where he enjoys smithing, hunting, and failed attempts at playing the game. He really doesn't know anything about the game at all, and like Cornchip and Chandlerz before him, regularly points out compltley obious and useless things in PvP. He is Jenn-Kellon, and has aspirations to be liked by his own kingdom, or anyone really.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=Titles=&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Dumb.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chandlrez v.2,5&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=PvP Experience - Kills and Deaths=&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==April 20, 2013, Serenity==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
No kill, just alot of Deaths.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==July 21, 2013, Elevation==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Same story.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==October 20, 2013, Elevation (Battle Royale)==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[09:53:55] Nintendojoe slain by Glasse Olloch &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==December 27, 2013, Serenity==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Nope.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Thereturnofthecatlord</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://www.wurmpedia.com/index.php?title=Player:Fez&amp;diff=83847</id>
		<title>Player:Fez</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://www.wurmpedia.com/index.php?title=Player:Fez&amp;diff=83847"/>
		<updated>2014-01-29T06:21:26Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Thereturnofthecatlord: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;The player Fez is known throughout the history of wurm, but not in the way you could imagine. Whereas many players clearly fight for a single kingdom, multiple kingdoms or even themselves Fez's motives are a bit different, in that he fights simply to make those he doesn't like, mad.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Up in west haven where he was born and raised, on the playground where he spent most of his days, Fez learned the game, the in's out's and around's. Eventually Fez became a privateer of sorts on his grand mission of Wurm. Eventually he landed himself on Wild, where Fez became one of the most niggerish players in wurm online so much so that he is still known today for some of the amazing things that he is responsible for, for example, Permakilling a champion. Some call his work that of the Taliban, others call him a hero(See Permakilled Champion, afterall, noone likes Rudie, not even Rudie.), most call him a greifing fag&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fez moved onto epic, taking up the name Holar instead. Starting in the Kingdom of Jenn-Kellon and was instantly a super-star of a broken kingdom. The leaders of Jenn-Kellon oft invited Fez(Now Holar) over for Dinner and Threesomes, but he said &amp;quot;Nah Micheal, i shall not, for your wife and her cooking are both disgusting.&amp;quot; The Jenn-Kellon kingdom was constantly attacked by the almighty forces of the Mongol Empire, Holar did what he could in order to preserve the kingdom but the mongol assault was simply too much. His heroic actions kept the kingdom from going into complete desolation, but there is only so much you can do with 12 year olds and Mentally Retarded allies when the dust settled Jenn-kellon was Dead. Holar was then asked by the mongolian general Hellfag to join up with the Mongol Empire and Rustle the Jimmies of all who stand before them. And Rustle he did, becoming One of the best.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
After the Fall of the Mongol Empire because Rolf made them disband, Holar didn't know what to do with himself, so he followed some other Mongols to somewhere prolly MRH where Gary got really mad, not that thats new or anything that guys always mad, like real yo, guy needs to chill.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
But then everyone got bored and nothing happened, until, one day, the group of retards and 12 year olds, formed together once again, making a Kingdom that went by the name &amp;quot;Dipshit Knights!&amp;quot; or something, so the ex-mongols saw a chance to have some fun with the game, while stopping other from having fun. And so came the New and Improved Jenn-Kellon, Lead by The Mongol Empires old leaders, there really wasnt any other outcome besides Shitty Knights dieing alot and then not pvping anymore, like what did they expect to do exactly? fucking Cornshit and Micheal#DeWitt where their leaders, like wtf&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
and blah blah, he quite a few times and shit and now hes playing again&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
here we see him &lt;br /&gt;
http://i.imgur.com/0hFxAtC.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hard at work, looking to Greif more people, Just another day in da hood.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Thereturnofthecatlord</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://www.wurmpedia.com/index.php?title=User:Thereturnofthecatlord&amp;diff=83774</id>
		<title>User:Thereturnofthecatlord</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://www.wurmpedia.com/index.php?title=User:Thereturnofthecatlord&amp;diff=83774"/>
		<updated>2014-01-25T06:35:35Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Thereturnofthecatlord: Created page with &amp;quot;Also know as Jaycz, he is know for being the best at everything, literally nothing is out of his Reach.    Picture: http://i.imgur.com/15GIxLl.png&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Also know as Jaycz, he is know for being the best at everything, literally nothing is out of his Reach.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Picture:&lt;br /&gt;
http://i.imgur.com/15GIxLl.png&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Thereturnofthecatlord</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://www.wurmpedia.com/index.php?title=User:NintendoJoe&amp;diff=83773</id>
		<title>User:NintendoJoe</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://www.wurmpedia.com/index.php?title=User:NintendoJoe&amp;diff=83773"/>
		<updated>2014-01-25T06:29:39Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Thereturnofthecatlord: /* Titles */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[File:Wurmpedia NintendoJoe.jpg]]&lt;br /&gt;
=Player Bio=&lt;br /&gt;
NintendoJoe is a somewhat active player on Serenity, where he enjoys smithing, hunting, and failed attempts at playing the game. He really doesn't know anything about the game at all, and like Cornchip and Chandlerz before him, regularly points out compltley obious and useless things in PvP. He is Jenn-Kellon, and has aspirations to be liked by his own kingdom, or anyone really.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=Titles=&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Dumb.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chandlrez v.2,5&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=PvP Experience - Kills and Deaths=&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==April 20, 2013, Serenity==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
No kill, just alot of Deaths.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==July 21, 2013, Elevation==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Same story.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==October 20, 2013, Elevation (Battle Royale)==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[09:53:55] Nintendojoe slain by Glasse Olloch &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==December 27, 2013, Serenity==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Nope.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Thereturnofthecatlord</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://www.wurmpedia.com/index.php?title=User:NintendoJoe&amp;diff=83772</id>
		<title>User:NintendoJoe</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://www.wurmpedia.com/index.php?title=User:NintendoJoe&amp;diff=83772"/>
		<updated>2014-01-25T06:29:08Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Thereturnofthecatlord: /* December 27, 2013, Serenity */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[File:Wurmpedia NintendoJoe.jpg]]&lt;br /&gt;
=Player Bio=&lt;br /&gt;
NintendoJoe is a somewhat active player on Serenity, where he enjoys smithing, hunting, and failed attempts at playing the game. He really doesn't know anything about the game at all, and like Cornchip and Chandlerz before him, regularly points out compltley obious and useless things in PvP. He is Jenn-Kellon, and has aspirations to be liked by his own kingdom, or anyone really.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=Titles=&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Smith]]/[[Tinker]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Blacksmith]]/[[Renowned Blacksmith]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Armoursmith]]&lt;br /&gt;
***[[Chainsmith]]/[[Renowned Chainsmith]]&lt;br /&gt;
***[[Platesmith]]/[[Renowned Platesmith]]&lt;br /&gt;
***[[Shieldsmith]]/[[Able Shieldsmith]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Weaponsmith]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Locksmith]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Shieldsman]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Archer]]/[[Bowman]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Soldier]]/[[Mercenary]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lumberjack]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Carpenter]]/[[Renowned Carpenter]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Fletcher]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Bowmaker]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Handyman]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Miner]]/[[Prime minester]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mason]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=PvP Experience - Kills and Deaths=&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==April 20, 2013, Serenity==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
No kill, just alot of Deaths.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==July 21, 2013, Elevation==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Same story.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==October 20, 2013, Elevation (Battle Royale)==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[09:53:55] Nintendojoe slain by Glasse Olloch &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==December 27, 2013, Serenity==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Nope.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Thereturnofthecatlord</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://www.wurmpedia.com/index.php?title=User:NintendoJoe&amp;diff=83771</id>
		<title>User:NintendoJoe</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://www.wurmpedia.com/index.php?title=User:NintendoJoe&amp;diff=83771"/>
		<updated>2014-01-25T06:28:32Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Thereturnofthecatlord: /* July 21, 2013, Elevation */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[File:Wurmpedia NintendoJoe.jpg]]&lt;br /&gt;
=Player Bio=&lt;br /&gt;
NintendoJoe is a somewhat active player on Serenity, where he enjoys smithing, hunting, and failed attempts at playing the game. He really doesn't know anything about the game at all, and like Cornchip and Chandlerz before him, regularly points out compltley obious and useless things in PvP. He is Jenn-Kellon, and has aspirations to be liked by his own kingdom, or anyone really.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=Titles=&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Smith]]/[[Tinker]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Blacksmith]]/[[Renowned Blacksmith]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Armoursmith]]&lt;br /&gt;
***[[Chainsmith]]/[[Renowned Chainsmith]]&lt;br /&gt;
***[[Platesmith]]/[[Renowned Platesmith]]&lt;br /&gt;
***[[Shieldsmith]]/[[Able Shieldsmith]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Weaponsmith]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Locksmith]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Shieldsman]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Archer]]/[[Bowman]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Soldier]]/[[Mercenary]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lumberjack]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Carpenter]]/[[Renowned Carpenter]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Fletcher]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Bowmaker]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Handyman]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Miner]]/[[Prime minester]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mason]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=PvP Experience - Kills and Deaths=&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==April 20, 2013, Serenity==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
No kill, just alot of Deaths.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==July 21, 2013, Elevation==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Same story.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==October 20, 2013, Elevation (Battle Royale)==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[09:53:55] Nintendojoe slain by Glasse Olloch &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==December 27, 2013, Serenity==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[20:20:55] Gianna slain by Nintendojoe Happychappie Paultrw Chon Psmaster Nee Father Paappa Articlord Theodis Terrorist &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[20:21:12] Ladyneko slain by Nintendojoe Paultrw Father Psmaster Articlord Paappa Terrorist&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[20:21:34] Nintendojoe slain by Monokles Shude Celticknight Orlaz &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[20:22:26] Orlaz slain by Happychappie Nintendojoe Paultrw Chon Haydn Nee Father Paappa Apocadawg Theodis Fannon Nicolai &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[20:23:19] Celticknight slain by Paultrw Nintendojoe Psmaster Ssalami Father Articlord Paappa Harborwest Fannon Theodis Jordii Nicolai &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[20:23:30] Versai slain by Paultrw Nintendojoe Happychappie Psmaster Haydn Nee Ssalami Jondm Father Paappa Articlord Harborwest Apocadawg Theodis Fannon Jordii Nicolai &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[20:23:32] Shude slain by Happychappie Nintendojoe Psmaster Jondm Father Paappa Articlord Harborwest Apocadawg Theodis Fannon Jordii Nicolai&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Thereturnofthecatlord</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://www.wurmpedia.com/index.php?title=User:NintendoJoe&amp;diff=83770</id>
		<title>User:NintendoJoe</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://www.wurmpedia.com/index.php?title=User:NintendoJoe&amp;diff=83770"/>
		<updated>2014-01-25T06:28:21Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Thereturnofthecatlord: /* April 20, 2013, Serenity */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[File:Wurmpedia NintendoJoe.jpg]]&lt;br /&gt;
=Player Bio=&lt;br /&gt;
NintendoJoe is a somewhat active player on Serenity, where he enjoys smithing, hunting, and failed attempts at playing the game. He really doesn't know anything about the game at all, and like Cornchip and Chandlerz before him, regularly points out compltley obious and useless things in PvP. He is Jenn-Kellon, and has aspirations to be liked by his own kingdom, or anyone really.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=Titles=&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Smith]]/[[Tinker]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Blacksmith]]/[[Renowned Blacksmith]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Armoursmith]]&lt;br /&gt;
***[[Chainsmith]]/[[Renowned Chainsmith]]&lt;br /&gt;
***[[Platesmith]]/[[Renowned Platesmith]]&lt;br /&gt;
***[[Shieldsmith]]/[[Able Shieldsmith]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Weaponsmith]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Locksmith]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Shieldsman]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Archer]]/[[Bowman]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Soldier]]/[[Mercenary]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lumberjack]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Carpenter]]/[[Renowned Carpenter]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Fletcher]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Bowmaker]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Handyman]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Miner]]/[[Prime minester]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mason]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=PvP Experience - Kills and Deaths=&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==April 20, 2013, Serenity==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
No kill, just alot of Deaths.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==July 21, 2013, Elevation==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[11:54:33] Morrowen slain by Judicator Nintendojoe Glasse Fevster Baultr Ausimus Arkhir &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[11:55:09] Nintendojoe slain by Guttorm Xrobinox Savagescholz Archerman Smeagain &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[13:32:13] Smeagain slain by Judicator Nintendojoe Glasse Kings Islixana Fevster Baultr Thereturnofthecatlord Sirmarcusiii Ausimus Stonesolid Arkhir &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[13:38:27] Guttorm slain by Nintendojoe Kings Islixana Fevster Baultr Stonesolid Ausimus Arkhir &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[13:40:08] Nintendojoe slain by Jaycz Brunwulf Queens Guttorm Morrowen Daredevil Savagescholz Rage Phynx &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[14:15:06] Savagescholz slain by Judicator Nintendojoe Glasse Kings Vessa Fevster Pretor Moirai Baultr Sirmarcusiii Thereturnofthecatlord Ausimus Arkhir &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[14:26:25] Daredevil slain by Judicator Nintendojoe Kings Vessa Moirai Sirmarcusiii Ausimus &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[14:28:18] Nintendojoe slain by Brunwulf Morrowen Daredevil Phynx Archerman Zet&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==October 20, 2013, Elevation (Battle Royale)==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[09:53:55] Nintendojoe slain by Glasse Olloch &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==December 27, 2013, Serenity==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[20:20:55] Gianna slain by Nintendojoe Happychappie Paultrw Chon Psmaster Nee Father Paappa Articlord Theodis Terrorist &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[20:21:12] Ladyneko slain by Nintendojoe Paultrw Father Psmaster Articlord Paappa Terrorist&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[20:21:34] Nintendojoe slain by Monokles Shude Celticknight Orlaz &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[20:22:26] Orlaz slain by Happychappie Nintendojoe Paultrw Chon Haydn Nee Father Paappa Apocadawg Theodis Fannon Nicolai &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[20:23:19] Celticknight slain by Paultrw Nintendojoe Psmaster Ssalami Father Articlord Paappa Harborwest Fannon Theodis Jordii Nicolai &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[20:23:30] Versai slain by Paultrw Nintendojoe Happychappie Psmaster Haydn Nee Ssalami Jondm Father Paappa Articlord Harborwest Apocadawg Theodis Fannon Jordii Nicolai &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[20:23:32] Shude slain by Happychappie Nintendojoe Psmaster Jondm Father Paappa Articlord Harborwest Apocadawg Theodis Fannon Jordii Nicolai&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Thereturnofthecatlord</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://www.wurmpedia.com/index.php?title=User:NintendoJoe&amp;diff=83769</id>
		<title>User:NintendoJoe</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://www.wurmpedia.com/index.php?title=User:NintendoJoe&amp;diff=83769"/>
		<updated>2014-01-25T06:27:53Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Thereturnofthecatlord: /* April 20, 2013, Serenity */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[File:Wurmpedia NintendoJoe.jpg]]&lt;br /&gt;
=Player Bio=&lt;br /&gt;
NintendoJoe is a somewhat active player on Serenity, where he enjoys smithing, hunting, and failed attempts at playing the game. He really doesn't know anything about the game at all, and like Cornchip and Chandlerz before him, regularly points out compltley obious and useless things in PvP. He is Jenn-Kellon, and has aspirations to be liked by his own kingdom, or anyone really.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=Titles=&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Smith]]/[[Tinker]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Blacksmith]]/[[Renowned Blacksmith]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Armoursmith]]&lt;br /&gt;
***[[Chainsmith]]/[[Renowned Chainsmith]]&lt;br /&gt;
***[[Platesmith]]/[[Renowned Platesmith]]&lt;br /&gt;
***[[Shieldsmith]]/[[Able Shieldsmith]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Weaponsmith]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Locksmith]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Shieldsman]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Archer]]/[[Bowman]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Soldier]]/[[Mercenary]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lumberjack]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Carpenter]]/[[Renowned Carpenter]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Fletcher]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Bowmaker]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Handyman]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Miner]]/[[Prime minester]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mason]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=PvP Experience - Kills and Deaths=&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==April 20, 2013, Serenity==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
None.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==July 21, 2013, Elevation==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[11:54:33] Morrowen slain by Judicator Nintendojoe Glasse Fevster Baultr Ausimus Arkhir &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[11:55:09] Nintendojoe slain by Guttorm Xrobinox Savagescholz Archerman Smeagain &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[13:32:13] Smeagain slain by Judicator Nintendojoe Glasse Kings Islixana Fevster Baultr Thereturnofthecatlord Sirmarcusiii Ausimus Stonesolid Arkhir &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[13:38:27] Guttorm slain by Nintendojoe Kings Islixana Fevster Baultr Stonesolid Ausimus Arkhir &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[13:40:08] Nintendojoe slain by Jaycz Brunwulf Queens Guttorm Morrowen Daredevil Savagescholz Rage Phynx &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[14:15:06] Savagescholz slain by Judicator Nintendojoe Glasse Kings Vessa Fevster Pretor Moirai Baultr Sirmarcusiii Thereturnofthecatlord Ausimus Arkhir &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[14:26:25] Daredevil slain by Judicator Nintendojoe Kings Vessa Moirai Sirmarcusiii Ausimus &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[14:28:18] Nintendojoe slain by Brunwulf Morrowen Daredevil Phynx Archerman Zet&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==October 20, 2013, Elevation (Battle Royale)==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[09:53:55] Nintendojoe slain by Glasse Olloch &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==December 27, 2013, Serenity==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[20:20:55] Gianna slain by Nintendojoe Happychappie Paultrw Chon Psmaster Nee Father Paappa Articlord Theodis Terrorist &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[20:21:12] Ladyneko slain by Nintendojoe Paultrw Father Psmaster Articlord Paappa Terrorist&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[20:21:34] Nintendojoe slain by Monokles Shude Celticknight Orlaz &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[20:22:26] Orlaz slain by Happychappie Nintendojoe Paultrw Chon Haydn Nee Father Paappa Apocadawg Theodis Fannon Nicolai &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[20:23:19] Celticknight slain by Paultrw Nintendojoe Psmaster Ssalami Father Articlord Paappa Harborwest Fannon Theodis Jordii Nicolai &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[20:23:30] Versai slain by Paultrw Nintendojoe Happychappie Psmaster Haydn Nee Ssalami Jondm Father Paappa Articlord Harborwest Apocadawg Theodis Fannon Jordii Nicolai &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[20:23:32] Shude slain by Happychappie Nintendojoe Psmaster Jondm Father Paappa Articlord Harborwest Apocadawg Theodis Fannon Jordii Nicolai&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://www.wurmpedia.com/index.php?title=User:NintendoJoe&amp;diff=83768</id>
		<title>User:NintendoJoe</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://www.wurmpedia.com/index.php?title=User:NintendoJoe&amp;diff=83768"/>
		<updated>2014-01-25T06:27:27Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Thereturnofthecatlord: /* Player Bio */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[File:Wurmpedia NintendoJoe.jpg]]&lt;br /&gt;
=Player Bio=&lt;br /&gt;
NintendoJoe is a somewhat active player on Serenity, where he enjoys smithing, hunting, and failed attempts at playing the game. He really doesn't know anything about the game at all, and like Cornchip and Chandlerz before him, regularly points out compltley obious and useless things in PvP. He is Jenn-Kellon, and has aspirations to be liked by his own kingdom, or anyone really.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=Titles=&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Smith]]/[[Tinker]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Blacksmith]]/[[Renowned Blacksmith]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Armoursmith]]&lt;br /&gt;
***[[Chainsmith]]/[[Renowned Chainsmith]]&lt;br /&gt;
***[[Platesmith]]/[[Renowned Platesmith]]&lt;br /&gt;
***[[Shieldsmith]]/[[Able Shieldsmith]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Weaponsmith]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Locksmith]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Shieldsman]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Archer]]/[[Bowman]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Soldier]]/[[Mercenary]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lumberjack]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Carpenter]]/[[Renowned Carpenter]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Fletcher]]&lt;br /&gt;
**[[Bowmaker]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Handyman]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Miner]]/[[Prime minester]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mason]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=PvP Experience - Kills and Deaths=&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==April 20, 2013, Serenity==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[19:33:10] Tyke slain by Nintendojoe Theodis &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[19:33:35] Theodis slain by Decrepitmist Father Knightirl Baultr &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[19:35:10] Nintendojoe slain by Decrepitmist Father Knightirl Baultr&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==July 21, 2013, Elevation==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[11:54:33] Morrowen slain by Judicator Nintendojoe Glasse Fevster Baultr Ausimus Arkhir &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[11:55:09] Nintendojoe slain by Guttorm Xrobinox Savagescholz Archerman Smeagain &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[13:32:13] Smeagain slain by Judicator Nintendojoe Glasse Kings Islixana Fevster Baultr Thereturnofthecatlord Sirmarcusiii Ausimus Stonesolid Arkhir &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[13:38:27] Guttorm slain by Nintendojoe Kings Islixana Fevster Baultr Stonesolid Ausimus Arkhir &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[13:40:08] Nintendojoe slain by Jaycz Brunwulf Queens Guttorm Morrowen Daredevil Savagescholz Rage Phynx &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[14:15:06] Savagescholz slain by Judicator Nintendojoe Glasse Kings Vessa Fevster Pretor Moirai Baultr Sirmarcusiii Thereturnofthecatlord Ausimus Arkhir &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[14:26:25] Daredevil slain by Judicator Nintendojoe Kings Vessa Moirai Sirmarcusiii Ausimus &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[14:28:18] Nintendojoe slain by Brunwulf Morrowen Daredevil Phynx Archerman Zet&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==October 20, 2013, Elevation (Battle Royale)==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[09:53:55] Nintendojoe slain by Glasse Olloch &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==December 27, 2013, Serenity==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[20:20:55] Gianna slain by Nintendojoe Happychappie Paultrw Chon Psmaster Nee Father Paappa Articlord Theodis Terrorist &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[20:21:12] Ladyneko slain by Nintendojoe Paultrw Father Psmaster Articlord Paappa Terrorist&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[20:21:34] Nintendojoe slain by Monokles Shude Celticknight Orlaz &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[20:22:26] Orlaz slain by Happychappie Nintendojoe Paultrw Chon Haydn Nee Father Paappa Apocadawg Theodis Fannon Nicolai &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[20:23:19] Celticknight slain by Paultrw Nintendojoe Psmaster Ssalami Father Articlord Paappa Harborwest Fannon Theodis Jordii Nicolai &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[20:23:30] Versai slain by Paultrw Nintendojoe Happychappie Psmaster Haydn Nee Ssalami Jondm Father Paappa Articlord Harborwest Apocadawg Theodis Fannon Jordii Nicolai &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[20:23:32] Shude slain by Happychappie Nintendojoe Psmaster Jondm Father Paappa Articlord Harborwest Apocadawg Theodis Fannon Jordii Nicolai&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://www.wurmpedia.com/index.php?title=Two_handed_sword&amp;diff=81553</id>
		<title>Two handed sword</title>
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		<updated>2013-09-22T09:14:48Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Thereturnofthecatlord: /* Description */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[CDB|Main]] / [[Skills]] / [[Smithing]] / [[Weapon smithing]] / '''{{PAGENAME}}'''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Item&lt;br /&gt;
|name=Two handed sword&lt;br /&gt;
|image=Two handed sword.png&lt;br /&gt;
|active=[[huge sword blade]]&lt;br /&gt;
|passive=wooden [[handle]] (0.10 kg)&lt;br /&gt;
|group=Weapons&lt;br /&gt;
|materials=no&lt;br /&gt;
|result=* 1 '''{{PAGENAME}}''' (4.00 kg)&lt;br /&gt;
|skill=weapon smithing}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Description ==&lt;br /&gt;
''A large heavy sword almost as tall as a ten year old child.''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The iron '''two handed sword''' is the largest type of [[:Category:Swords|sword]]. This huge sword attacks at the same rate as a Longsword(4 second min. Swing timer), but when you hit, it will deal quite some damage.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It is wielded in two hands, so you cannot wield a [[:Category:Shields|shield]] with it. Fortunately, it is better at parrying than other types of weapons, such as mauls and axes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Creating ==&lt;br /&gt;
* The quality of the wooden [[handle]] affects the success chance.&lt;br /&gt;
* If you fail creating, the handle is lost and you create a metal scrap.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Notes ==&lt;br /&gt;
Previously, wielding this sword was not feasible when compared to the [[longsword]] and [[large shield]] alternative which offered superior defense and similar damage. However, due to changes to both weapon damage and body control, two handed weapons are now much more viable, sporting a fairly high parry rate and absolutely colossal damage at even low skill levels. However, weapon quality is of key importance with this weapon - as the damage and accuracy fallout on huge weapons is indeed, huge at lower quality grades.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The large strikes make [[Flaming Aura]] much more effective than normal, with 90+ potency enchantments adding up to 10 damage on a normal strike.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Two handed weapon skill can be raised by [[Woodcutting]] until level 20 on the classic servers. On the Epic Cluster, this is curved to approximately 11.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{weaponlist}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Two handed weapon]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Swords]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Babel/T]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	<entry>
		<id>https://www.wurmpedia.com/index.php?title=Light_of_Fo&amp;diff=81551</id>
		<title>Light of Fo</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://www.wurmpedia.com/index.php?title=Light_of_Fo&amp;diff=81551"/>
		<updated>2013-09-22T09:10:39Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;{{stub}}{{Spell&lt;br /&gt;
|faith=33&lt;br /&gt;
|favor=60&lt;br /&gt;
|difficulty=40&lt;br /&gt;
|target=Tile&lt;br /&gt;
|castingtime=9&lt;br /&gt;
|god=[[Fo]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[CDB|Main]] / [[Religion]] / [[:Category:Spells|Spells]] / [[:Category:Fo Spells|Fo spells]] / '''{{PAGENAME}}'''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Light of Fo''' is an area of effect spell given to priests of Fo at 33 faith. It has a chance to heal a certain amount of wounds to all allies within a small radius around the caster.(3x3?)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Method===&lt;br /&gt;
*Activate a [[statuette]] of Fo and right-click on on a tile. Select &amp;quot;Spells &amp;gt; Light of Fo&amp;quot;. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Spells]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Fo Spells]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Babel/L]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://www.wurmpedia.com/index.php?title=Fireheart&amp;diff=81550</id>
		<title>Fireheart</title>
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		<updated>2013-09-22T09:08:57Z</updated>

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{{Spell&lt;br /&gt;
|faith=35&lt;br /&gt;
|favor=20&lt;br /&gt;
|difficulty=20&lt;br /&gt;
|target=Creature&lt;br /&gt;
|castingtime=5&lt;br /&gt;
|god=[[Magranon]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Creates a burn wound at the chest, has a 10 tile range&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Babel/F]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Spells]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Magranon Spells]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Offensive spells]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://www.wurmpedia.com/index.php?title=Dispel&amp;diff=81549</id>
		<title>Dispel</title>
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		<updated>2013-09-22T09:08:13Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Thereturnofthecatlord: /* Description */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Spell&lt;br /&gt;
|faith=10&lt;br /&gt;
|favor=10&lt;br /&gt;
|difficulty=20&lt;br /&gt;
|target=Tile, Creature, Item&lt;br /&gt;
|castingtime=4&lt;br /&gt;
|god=[[Fo]], [[Vynora]], [[Magranon]], [[Libila]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Description==&lt;br /&gt;
Removes any spell from an area, creature/player, or item enchant.&lt;br /&gt;
Has a 6 Tile range when used on players and creatures.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Order of Removal==&lt;br /&gt;
The spell listed first when the target is examined, will be removed first.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Messages==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''The protection force is too high''': happened when the item was not in the inventory and on blessed items. &lt;br /&gt;
* '''Nothing seems to happen''': You failed to channel enough power to remove the enchant.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''You remove the Circle of Cunning enchantment''': The enchant got removed.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Notes==&lt;br /&gt;
*Has no effect on [[demise spells]] or their protection spells.&lt;br /&gt;
*Also has no effect on [[Enchanted tree|enchanted trees]] or [[Enchanted grass|enchanted grass]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Fo Spells]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Vynora spells]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Magranon Spells]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Libila Spells]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://www.wurmpedia.com/index.php?title=Shard_of_Ice&amp;diff=81548</id>
		<title>Shard of Ice</title>
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		<updated>2013-09-22T09:06:03Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Thereturnofthecatlord: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[CDB|Main]] / [[:Category:Religion|Religion]] / [[:Category:Spells|Spells]] / [[:Category:Vynora spells|Vynora spells]] / '''{{PAGENAME}}'''&lt;br /&gt;
{{Spell&lt;br /&gt;
|faith=35&lt;br /&gt;
|favor=20&lt;br /&gt;
|difficulty=30&lt;br /&gt;
|castingtime=6&lt;br /&gt;
|target=Creature&lt;br /&gt;
|god=[[Vynora]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Throws a razorsharp spear of ice.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ranged offensive spell, you can cast it over a distance of 10 tiles (creature on the 10th tile). Inflicts coldburns on the target.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Babel/S]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Offensive spells]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Vynora spells]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Spells]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://www.wurmpedia.com/index.php?title=Tentacles&amp;diff=81547</id>
		<title>Tentacles</title>
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		<updated>2013-09-22T09:05:32Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Thereturnofthecatlord: /* Description */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[CDB|Main]] / [[:Category:Religion|Religion]] / [[:Category:Spells|Spells]] / [[:Category:Vynora spells|Vynora spells]] / '''{{PAGENAME}}'''&lt;br /&gt;
{{Spell&lt;br /&gt;
|faith=33&lt;br /&gt;
|favor=30&lt;br /&gt;
|difficulty=20&lt;br /&gt;
|target=Tile&lt;br /&gt;
|castingtime=9&lt;br /&gt;
|god=[[Vynora]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
===Description===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Vynora]] spell available to [[Priest/Priestess]] at 33 [[Faith]]. It is cast on a [[tile]], uses 30 [[Favor]] and has a difficulty of 20.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Area of Effect spell similar to the pillar spells and Fungus Trap.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Method===&lt;br /&gt;
# Activate your [[Gods]] [[channeling]] item, and right-click a tile. Select Spells/[[Tentacles]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Spells]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Vynora spells]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Babel/T]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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