Player:Tamorlane
With notoriously low tolerance for morons, and a very wide ranging definition of what qualifies someone to be a moron, Tamtam is all that remains of the once illustrious JerkSquad. Sort of.
Former Co-mayor of Arcadia Bay(JKH), founder of Fort Arcadia (JKH)
Founder and Mayor of OTH (JKH)
Warchief of Fomorach (FI), Commandant of Parris Island (FI), Grumpy Old Man of Fort Arcadia (FI)
[09:04:11] You have just received the title 'The Tin King'!
[00:20:26] You are dead.
[00:21:41] You are dead.
[01:01:04] You are awesome.
Blacksmith, Carpenter, Chainsmith, Mercenary, Mason, Smith, Renowned Blacksmith, Digger, Repairman, Fletcher, Renowned Chainsmith, Excavator, Dragonslayer, Renowned Carpenter, Potter, Lumberjack, Prime Minester, Soldier, Miner, Handyman, Trollslayer, Goldmonger, etc.
Via his personal Army of Alts:
Skenderbeu - Enlightened baby. 93 Faith Vynoran Priest (all of it the old fashioned way); Conduit, Padre, Channeler, Farmer, Ropemaker, Gardener, Devout, Reverent, Crofter, Handyman, Trollslayer, Rope for Help (Seriously that is a dumb title), and so on. More epeen considering he is not a Chump. I mean Champ.
Momarr - High Tanner, Nothing else ya'll need to know about, move along.
Tamorline and Tamorlost - The Tamor Twins serve no rational purpose whatsoever.
There are a few more Tamoralts out there. Try to catch them all!
Blah, blah, blah. Still a grumpy old man.
Tamorlane routinely and randomly gives away expensive, high ql, high enchanted items for no real reason whatsoever. Here's a tip: If he gives you something for free, don't complain about it, don't ask him to make it something else, and don't whine like a pansy if you weren't the one who got it.
Here's another tip: If he is willing to sell you something for a silly, way-below-market price, don't ask him to deliver it to you at the other end of the map.
Tam is an avid collector of 'stuff'. Odd tools and weapons, rare armor and artifacts, shiny gems and pumpkins. And gold coins. They are purdy, and we likes them. A lot.
I did not inherit money from my parents, I did not win the lottery, I did not rob a bank, so stop worrying about what I spend my money on already.
Famous Quotes:
"Camp fires really ought to burn longer. I had to make 24 of them just to get this stew to hot." (Tam's First Wurmday)
"I shall now dedicate the rest of my retirement to the sole act of hunting down Tonygreen and stabbing him in the face. I will miss seeing my kids." (JKH Raiding Opened)
"Just for the record, cat does NOT taste like chicken."
"If there was a special continent, hosting a special nation, full of special people, who's only contribution to the human race and the world at large was the proliferation of absolutely stupid and ridiculously inane conversation, you, Sir, would be the f***ing Emperor." (KChat)
"The Marine Corps did not train me to be nice. If I am being nice to you, something is terribly wrong."
*Quote removed on the basis that someone might find it offensive. Not that I care personally, of course, but yeah.
"I don't play games to make money. I make money so I can play games."
"Probably 90% of the Wurm player base wouldn't muddy their feet in the forum or in kchat if you paid them. They get enough of semi-literate, wiki-educated, self-absorbed attention whores with an overinflated sense of relevance in real life."
And stop making fun of Miss Ick already. She is very sensitive.
"I is sensitive"
