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"Camp fires really ought to burn longer. I had to make 24 of them just to get this stew to hot." (Tam's First Wurmday)
"I shall now dedicate the rest of my retirement to the sole act of hunting down Tonygreen and stabbing him in the face. I will miss seeing my kids." (JKH Raiding Opened)
"Just for the record, cat does NOT taste like chicken."
"If there was a special continent, hosting a special nation, full of special people, who's only contribution to the human race and the world at large was the proliferation of absolutely stupid and ridiculously inane conversation, you, Sir, would be the f***ing Emperor." (KChat)
"The Marine Corps did not train me to be nice. If I am being nice to you, something is terribly wrongyou are probably already dead." ''*Quote removed on the basis that someone might find it offensive. Not that I care personally, of course, but yeah.''
"I don't play games to make ''money''. I make money so I can play ''games''."
"Probably 90% of the Wurm player base wouldn't muddy their feet in the forum or in kchat if you paid them. They get enough of semi-literate, wiki-educated, self-absorbed attention whores with an overinflated sense of relevance in real life."
"Everytime I get sucked into some uninformed juvenile debate on the forum, it takes a week to get the taste of stupid out of my mouth."
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And stop making fun of Miss Ick already. She is very sensitive.
