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With notoriously low tolerance for sillinessmorons, and a "Marines do it everywhere" approach very wide ranging definition of what qualifies someone to life''be'' a moron, the grumpy ghost Tamtam is all that remains of the flag bearer for the once illustrious JerkSquad.Sort of.
Former Co-mayor of Arcadia Bay(JKH), founder of Fort Arcadia (JKH)
Via his personal Army of Alts:
''Skenderbeu'' - Enlightened baby. 92.01 93 Faith Vynoran Priest(all of it the old fashioned way); Conduit, Padre, Channeler, Farmer, Ropemaker, Gardener, Devout, Reverent, Crofter, Handyman, Trollslayer, Rope for Help (Seriously that is a dumb title), and so on. More epeen considering he is not a Chump. I mean Champ.
''Momarr'' - High Tanner, Nothing else ya'll need to know about, move along.
''Tamorline and Tamorlost'' - The Tamor Twins serve no rational purpose whatsoever.
There are a few more Tamoralts out there. Try to catch them all!
Here's another tip: If he is willing to sell you something for a silly, way-below-market price, don't ask him to deliver it to you at the other end of the map.
Tam is an avid collector of 'stuff'. Odd tools and weapons, rare armor and artifacts, shiny gems and pumpkins. And gold coins. They are purdy, and we likes them. A lot.
''I did not inherit money from my parents, I did not win the lottery, I did not rob a bank, so stop worrying about what I spend my money on already.''
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"Just for the record, cat does NOT taste like chicken." "If there was a special continent, hosting a special nation, full of special people, who's only contribution to the human race and the world at large was the proliferation of absolutely stupid and ridiculously inane conversation, you, Sir, would be the f***ing Emperor." (KChat) "The Marine Corps did not train me to be nice. If I am being nice to you, pick a time)something is terribly wrong."
"I don't play games to make ''money''. I make money so I can play ''games''."
"Probably 90% of the Wurm player base wouldn't muddy their feet in the forum or in kchat if you paid them. They get enough of semi-literate, wiki-educated, self-absorbed attention whores with an overinflated sense of relevance in real life."
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