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Wogic

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Wogic is the art of Wurm Logic. Perfected over the last decade it is, simply put, the 'Flawless' actions unique to Wurm Online.
 
'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a term used to describe something quirky about [[Wurm]] that just doesn't seem quite right or logical.
Wogic dictates:
* You must polish the glowing hot metal object with a bundle of fur!
* You must sharpen the metal ball!
* You need Needing a [[mallet]] to finish or improve a mallet.* Needing a [[hammer ]] to finish or improve a hammer .* Needing [[water]] to finish/improve a [[clay]] item but not having a liquid container to hold it in (despite being right next to a pond/lake ''filled'' with water that the clay item can't simply be dipped into or water picked up by activating a hand on it).* Attaching an [[anchor]] to a [[mooring rope]] and, if failing, the anchor becomes [[lead scrap]]. ''Only'' the rope should be lost (or just [[damage]]d, even more logically).* [[Pile of dirt|Dirt]] taking damage and "crumbling to dust". Dirt doesn't [[decay]]...ever! If anything, when dirt is in a [[Pile of items|pile]], it should go back into the closest tile corner instead of magically disappearing out of existence. The universe doesn't work like that... And when dirt is in a [[container]] it should stay there forever.* Fitting large [[unfinished]] items in a [[pottery flask|flask]] or any other [[container]] that is too small to hold the hammeritem. Likewise, unfinished items weighing far more than their finished counterparts.* Building [[ship]]s in a [[cart]].* Holding the [[water]] to temper a hot item.* [[Shaft]]s are longer than the [[log]]s they are made from.* Having the ability to equip massive objects like [[tree]]s and unfinished ships and unfinished guard towers.* Being able to put a 12 kg [[hide]] in a [[backpack]] but not a 0.2 kg [[pelt]].* A [[pottery bowl]] can hold [[stew]] (a liquid) but not [[gulasch]] or any other liquid.* Being able to bury a [[corpse]] while in a [[large cart]] but can't dig, pack, plant flowers/sprouts, etc.* Being "too far away to eat" despite having the food right there with you.* Using a [[yoyo]] is impossible while riding a boat, even if it is moored. It is possible while swimming.* Tempering items in boiling water.
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