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m (There's a handful of entries in this list that seem to suggest not much thought or knowledge was put into the reality of the situation. Dirt for example, will dry out and crumble to dust in real life, if it is not kept adequately moist. The process of restoring it back to dirt/soil is not simply rehydrating it.) |
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* You must polish the glowing hot metal object with a bundle of fur! | * You must polish the glowing hot metal object with a bundle of fur! | ||
* You must sharpen the metal ball! | * You must sharpen the metal ball! | ||
| − | * Needing a [[mallet]] to finish or improve a mallet. | + | * Needing a [[mallet]] to finish or improve a mallet. |
| − | * Needing a [[hammer]] to finish or improve a hammer. | + | * Needing a [[hammer]] to finish or improve a hammer. |
* Needing [[water]] to finish/improve a [[clay]] item but not having a liquid container to hold it in (despite being right next to a pond/lake ''filled'' with water that the clay item can't simply be dipped into or water picked up by activating a hand on it). | * Needing [[water]] to finish/improve a [[clay]] item but not having a liquid container to hold it in (despite being right next to a pond/lake ''filled'' with water that the clay item can't simply be dipped into or water picked up by activating a hand on it). | ||
* (No longer possible.) Attaching an [[anchor]] to a [[mooring rope]] and, if failing, the anchor becomes [[lead scrap]]. ''Only'' the rope should be lost (or just [[damage]]d, even more logically). | * (No longer possible.) Attaching an [[anchor]] to a [[mooring rope]] and, if failing, the anchor becomes [[lead scrap]]. ''Only'' the rope should be lost (or just [[damage]]d, even more logically). | ||
| − | * [[Pile of dirt|Dirt]] taking damage and "crumbling to dust". Dirt doesn't [[decay]]...ever! If anything, when dirt is in a [[Pile of items|pile]], it should go back into the closest tile corner instead of magically disappearing out of existence. The universe doesn't work like that... And when dirt is in a [[container]] it should stay there forever. | + | * [[Pile of dirt|Dirt]] taking damage and "crumbling to dust". Dirt doesn't [[decay]]...ever! If anything, when dirt is in a [[Pile of items|pile]], it should go back into the closest tile corner instead of magically disappearing out of existence. The universe doesn't work like that... And when dirt is in a [[container]] it should stay there forever. |
* (No longer possible) Fitting large [[unfinished]] items in a [[pottery flask|flask]] or any other [[container]] that is too small to hold the item. Likewise, unfinished items weighing far more than their finished counterparts. | * (No longer possible) Fitting large [[unfinished]] items in a [[pottery flask|flask]] or any other [[container]] that is too small to hold the item. Likewise, unfinished items weighing far more than their finished counterparts. | ||
* (No longer possible) Building [[ship]]s in a [[cart]]. | * (No longer possible) Building [[ship]]s in a [[cart]]. | ||
Revision as of 18:03, 24 October 2023
Wogic is the art of Wurm Logic. Perfected over the last decade it is, simply put, the 'Flawless' actions unique to Wurm Online.
Wogic is a term used to describe something quirky about Wurm that just doesn't seem quite right or logical.
Wogic dictates:
- You must polish the glowing hot metal object with a bundle of fur!
- You must sharpen the metal ball!
- Needing a mallet to finish or improve a mallet.
- Needing a hammer to finish or improve a hammer.
- Needing water to finish/improve a clay item but not having a liquid container to hold it in (despite being right next to a pond/lake filled with water that the clay item can't simply be dipped into or water picked up by activating a hand on it).
- (No longer possible.) Attaching an anchor to a mooring rope and, if failing, the anchor becomes lead scrap. Only the rope should be lost (or just damaged, even more logically).
- Dirt taking damage and "crumbling to dust". Dirt doesn't decay...ever! If anything, when dirt is in a pile, it should go back into the closest tile corner instead of magically disappearing out of existence. The universe doesn't work like that... And when dirt is in a container it should stay there forever.
- (No longer possible) Fitting large unfinished items in a flask or any other container that is too small to hold the item. Likewise, unfinished items weighing far more than their finished counterparts.
- (No longer possible) Building ships in a cart.
- Holding the water to temper a hot item.
- Shafts are longer than the logs they are made from.
- Having the ability to equip massive objects like trees and unfinished ships and unfinished guard towers.
- Being able to put a 12 kg hide in a backpack but not a 0.2 kg pelt.
- Being able to bury a corpse while in a large cart but can't dig, pack, plant flowers/sprouts, etc.
- Being "too far away to eat" despite having the food right there with you.
- Using a yoyo is impossible while riding a boat, even if it is moored. It is possible while swimming.
- Tempering items in boiling water.
- Silver altars or Gold altars are improved without heating them up, despite being Jewelry Smithing.
- Snuffing a glowing hot Lantern, even when in a lit Forge will instantly cool it down.
- Mining a roof gives you a warning "The roof sounds strangely hollow. You must mine the other corners if you want to create an opening." But your are unable to mine out a "sunroof" in the roof.
- A measuring jug can fit into a backpack, but a water skin cannot.
- A small rowing boat requires 4 seats to make but can only hold 3 people
- A small sailing boat requres 4 seats to make, but hold 5 people
- Some spells like Locate soul are available below 30 faith, but 30 faith are needed to be a priest
- Lunchboxes are made of lead sheets, even though lead is poisonous.
- Reading a recipe makes it instantly crumble away to nothing.
- Green apples are red while hanging on a tree when they are in season.
- When improving a waterskin, you will have to punch holes into it with an awl.
- By combining olive oil, a pottery jar, and a needle, you can craft a compass, thats made of brass.
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