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A [[village deed|sprawling metropolis]] in Jenn-Kellon Home.  During the Wave of Bros™, the undeeded refuge of New Broleans sheltered innocent bros from racism.  New Broleans became the largest city in Wurm, despite the bro's constant struggle against the White Devil.
==Description==
 
A [[village deed|sprawling metropolis]] located at the mouth of Valkyrie Bay.  During the Wave of Bros™, the undeeded refuge of New Broleans took in innocent bros from the dangers of [[Bay of Swedes|rascists]].  New Broleans has grown into the largest city in Wurm, despite the bro's constant struggle against the White Devil.
 
  
 
==Government==
 
==Government==
Despite Wurm's [[Rolf|capitalist]] tendancies, the concept of Bromunism prevails in New Broleans.  Nothing is ever done without communal approval, and most brojects are undertaken for the good of society.  Citizens are allowed private property, but generally share time or material if someone needs it greater.
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Despite Wurm's capitalist tendencies, the concept of Bromunism prevails in New Broleans.  Nothing is ever done without communal approval, and most brojects are undertaken for the good of society.  Citizens are allowed private property, but generally share time or material if someone else has greater need.
 
 
==People==
 
 
 
===Mayor===
 
[[Gods|Gulasch Barrel]]
 
 
 
===Premier===
 
[[User:Prak|Chairman Prak]]
 
 
 
===Ministry===
 
*[[User:Doubledigger|Doubledigger]] - Minister of Holes
 
*[[User:Lawwhutt|Lawwhutt]] - Minister of Drama
 
*[[User:Wilford|Wilford]] - Minister of PIG PUNCHAN
 
 
 
===Laborers===
 
*[[User:Advicebro|Advicebro]]
 
*[[User:Aethertd|Aethertd]]
 
*[[User:Aggiedog|Aggiedog]]
 
*[[User:Ancientpriest|Ancientpriest]]
 
*[[User:Ashwilliams|Ashwilliams]]
 
*[[User:Balack|Balack]]
 
*[[User:Booloo|Booloo]]
 
*[[User:Boxxeebabe|Boxxeebabe]]
 
*[[User:Brodakin|Brodakin]]
 
*[[User:Brohemian|Brohemian]]
 
*[[User:Brolmusprime|Brolmusprime]]
 
*[[User:Brosten|Brosten]]
 
*[[User:Brostoyevski|Brostoyevski]]
 
*[[User:Brotolemaeus|Brotolemaeus]]
 
*[[User:Callagan|Callagan]]
 
*[[User:Carlwinslow|Carlwinslow]]
 
*[[User:Chanigan|Chanigan]]
 
*[[User:Charon|Charon]]
 
*[[User:Cherrypie|Cherrypie]]
 
*[[User:Chiago|Chiago]]
 
*[[User:Cityonrockandroll|Cityonrockandroll]]
 
*[[User:Collective|Collective]]
 
*[[User:Confused|Confused]]
 
*[[User:Corm|Corm]]
 
*[[User:Cowart|Cowart]]
 
*[[User:Dapperderp|Dapperderp]]
 
*[[User:Empty|Empty]]
 
*[[User:Falcolombardi|Falcolombardi]]
 
*[[User:Falloutmenz|Falloutmenz]]
 
*[[User:Fleabag|Fleabag]]
 
*[[User:Forbe|Forbe]]
 
*[[User:Frolancer|Frolancer]]
 
*[[User:Fusionx|Fusionx]]
 
*[[User:Guardsmangary|Guardsmangary]]
 
*[[User:Gulasch|Gulasch]]
 
*[[User:Halogrrlxd|Halogrrlxd]]
 
*[[User:Harbi|Harbi]]
 
*[[User:Hiddenbro|Hiddenbro]]
 
*[[User:Hilz|Hilz]]
 
*[[User:Honk|Honk]]
 
*[[User:Internetdude|Internetdud]]
 
*[[User:Jenuv|Jenuv]]
 
*[[User:Jibbington|Jibbington]]
 
*[[User:Letobro|Letobro]]
 
*[[User:Liebefertigkeit|Liebefertigkeit]]
 
*[[User:Lolicatgirls|Lolicatgirls]]
 
*[[User:Lostbro|Lostbro]]
 
*[[User:Lumbrojack|Lumbrojack]]
 
*[[User:Malignwarlock|Malignwarlock]]
 
*[[User:Mangler|Mangler]]
 
*[[User:Marlkrof|Marlkrof]]
 
*[[User:Megamilk|Megamilk]]
 
*[[User:Migrean|Migrean]]
 
*[[User:Monkeyfive|Monkeyfive]]
 
*[[User:Moush|Moush]]
 
*[[User:Mummy|Mummy]]
 
*[[User:Nack|Nack]]
 
*[[User:Nife|Nife]]
 
*[[User:Ollj|Ollj]]
 
*[[User:Peekachoo|Peekachoo]]
 
*[[User:Pilf|Pilf]]
 
*[[User:Pokemaster|Pokemaster]]
 
*[[User:Prototype|Prototype]]
 
*[[User:Rutherford|Rutherford]]
 
*[[User:Scatmanjohn|Scatmanjohn]]
 
*[[User:Sid|Sid]]
 
*[[User:Sircaptainking|Sircaptainking]]
 
*[[User:Slashcko|Slashcko]]
 
*[[User:Somolia|Somolia]]
 
*[[User:Spacetard|Spacetard]]
 
*[[User:Speedofsloth|Speedofsloth]]
 
*[[User:Subjugate|Subjugate]]
 
*[[User:Suiseiseki|Suiseiseki]]
 
*[[User:Tagger|Tagger]]
 
*[[User:Tarquinmitzi|Tarquinmitzi]]
 
*[[User:Tedchicago|Tedchicago]]
 
*[[User:Tedward|Tedward]]
 
*[[User:Thatguy|Thatguy]]
 
*[[User:Theelderly|Theelderly]]
 
*[[User:Trexjones|Trexjones]]
 
*[[User:Tullas|Tullas]]
 
*[[User:Urameget|Urameget]]
 
*[[User:Vidyaplayer|Vidyaplayer]]
 
*[[User:Vysha|Vysha]]
 
*[[User:Wildford|Wildford]]
 
*[[User:Wolfman|Wolfman]]
 
 
 
==Exploits==
 
*Put [[scorpion|scorpions]] on the endangered species list
 
  
 
==Brojects==
 
==Brojects==
  
===Completed===
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====Completed====
*HUGE BLACK [[Cog|COG]]
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: HUGE BLACK [[Cog|COG]]
*Bay path
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: Bay path
*Settlement of Dat Hill
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: Settlement of Dat Hill
  
===Pending Completion===
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====Pending Completion====
*Brolympus
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: Brolympus
*Grimdark [[mine|Cave]]
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: Grimdark [[mine|Cave]]
*[[Colossus|The Brolossus]] - Statue of Libroty
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: [[Colossus|The Brolossus]] - Statue of Libroty
*Additional [[Cog|Cogs]] (unnamed)
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: [[Cog|Cog]] 2: Large Hadron Coglider
  
===Imaginary Brojects===
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==People==
*Tunnel to [[Brovegas]]
 
  
[14:39:31] <Solver> BoS sends it's greetings New Broleans.  Is there any leaders of this comunity that i might speak to regarding your eleged plans to make a tunnel all the way to BoS?
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====Mayor====
[14:39:50] <Uramaget> we have no leaders
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: [[Gods|Gulasch Barrel]]
[14:40:11] <Uramaget> we have bronumism
 
  
[14:40:18] <Corm> We're making a tunnel, it reaches the innermost section of the bay now
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====Premier====
[14:40:23] <Solver> i said "eleged".  BoS is Bay of swedes.
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: [[User:Prak|Chairman Prak]]
[14:40:36] <Corm> might make it there eventually
 
[14:40:37] <Scatmanjohn> oh man do you guys have swedish meatballs
 
[14:40:40] <Riki> But yeah, many of our number are supporting the idea.
 
[14:40:41] <Scatmanjohn> i love those
 
[14:40:45] <Riki> And it's alledged.
 
  
[14:42:02] <Solver> Corm.  The comunity of Bos and its allies Mesa verde and Tenakill herby informs New Broleans that NO tunnel is to be constructed under mentioned propertys.
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====Ministry====
[14:42:13] <Riki> wat?
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: [[User:DoubleDigger|DoubleDigger]] - Minister of Holes
[14:42:32] <Onebro> we gunna keep on diggin
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: [[Undefined player|Lawwhutt]] - Minister of Drama
[14:42:58] <Riki> You'll never know if we do or don't anyways. Unless you make some sorta underground watch.
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: [[User:Wilford|Wilford]] - Minister of Animal Abuse
[14:42:58] <Corm> ly, we're digging to nowhere
 
[14:43:03] <Corm> honostly*
 
[14:43:18] <Corm> We were throwing the idea around of it ending up near bro vegas
 
[14:43:29] <Uramaget> in b4 broleasnse gets RAPED by 1000 knights
 
[14:43:43] <Riki> We aren't digging to any particular place per say, we jsut are digging in a general direction in which your settlement may lie.
 
[14:43:47] <Solver> Such a tunnel will NOT be allowed!
 
[14:43:52] <Solver> That is final!
 
[14:43:58] <Scatmanjohn> THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
 
[14:43:58] <Lawwhutt> yeah, how about NOT failing at foreign relations
 
[14:43:59] <Onebro> by who exactly
 
[14:44:00] <Riki> We are not PURPOSEFULLY digging a tunnel under your shiz.
 
[14:44:38] <Riki> We are also not making way for a Locust invasion.
 
  
[14:45:01] <Riki> RESISTANCE IS FUTILE YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED
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====Priest/Priestess====
[14:45:20] <Chesthardpeck> being able to undermine villages would be awesome
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: [[Player:Desuarmy|Desuarmy]]
[14:45:35] <Corm> Take a chill pill. We're just going to dig into the mountain then
 
[14:45:48] <Riki> There are also much nicer ways to make requests other than DON'T DIG AT US OR ELSE.
 
[14:46:06] <Solver> i never put any "or else" in my lines.
 
[14:46:08] <Scatmanjohn> Just take it easy bro, be cool. No one up here's looking for a fight.
 
  
[14:47:04] <Riki> Gulasch is our mayor, speak with him.
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====Laborers [skills above 30]====
[14:47:28] <Riki> He's in the blue barrel.
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: [[Undefined player|Advicebro]]
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: [[Player:Aethertyd|Aethertyd]]
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: [[Undefined player|Aggiedog]]
 +
: [[Undefined player|Ancientpriest]]
 +
: [[Player:Ashwilliams|Ashwilliams]]
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: [[Undefined player|Balack]]
 +
: [[Player:Booloo|Booloo]]
 +
: [[Undefined player|Boxxeebabe]]
 +
: [[Player:Brodakin|Brodakin]]
 +
: [[Player:Brohemian|Brohemian]]
 +
: [[Undefined player|Brolmusprime]]
 +
: [[Undefined player|Brosten]]
 +
: [[Undefined player|Brostoyevski]]
 +
: [[Undefined player|Brotolemaeus]]
 +
: [[Player:Callagan|Callagan]]
 +
: [[Undefined player|Carlwinslow]]
 +
: [[Undefined player|Chanigan]]
 +
: [[Player:Charon|Charon]]
 +
: [[Player:Cherrypie|Cherrypie]]
 +
: [[Undefined player|Chiago]]
 +
: [[Undefined player|Collective]]
 +
: [[Undefined player|Confused]]
 +
: [[Player:Corm|Corm]]
 +
: [[Player:Cowart|Cowart]]
 +
: [[Player:Dapperderp|Dapperderp]]
 +
: [[Player:Empty|Empty]]
 +
: [[Undefined player|Falcolombardi]]
 +
: [[Undefined player|Falloutmenz]]
 +
: [[Player:Fleabag|Fleabag]]
 +
: [[Undefined player|Forbe]]
 +
: [[Undefined player|Frolancer]]
 +
: [[Player:Fusionx|Fusionx]]
 +
: [[Undefined player|Guardsmangary]]
 +
: [[Player:Gulasch|Gulasch]]
 +
: [[Undefined player|Halogrrlxd]]
 +
: [[Player:Harbi|Harbi]]
 +
: [[Undefined player|Hiddenbro]]
 +
: [[Undefined player|Hilz]]
 +
: [[Undefined player|Honk]]
 +
: [[Player:Internetdude|Internetdude]]
 +
: [[Player:Jenuv|Jenuv]]
 +
: [[Undefined player|Jibbington]]
 +
: [[Undefined player|Letobro]]
 +
: [[Player:Liebefertigkeit|Liebefertigkeit]]
 +
: [[Undefined player|Lolicatgirls]]
 +
: [[Undefined player|Lostbro]]
 +
: [[Undefined player|Lumbrojack]]
 +
: [[Player:Malignwarlock|Malignwarlock]] [Carpentry (65), Ship building (50), Woodcutting (50), Mining (45), Digging (30)]
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: [[Player:Mangler|Mangler]]
 +
: [[Undefined player|Marlkrof]]
 +
: [[Player:Megamilk|Megamilk]]
 +
: [[Player:Migrean|Migrean]]
 +
: [[Undefined player|Monkeyfive]]
 +
: [[Player:Moush|Moush]]
 +
: [[Undefined player|Mummy]]
 +
: [[Player:Nack|Nack]]
 +
: [[Player:Nife|Nife]]
 +
: [[Undefined player|Ollj]]
 +
: [[Undefined player|Peekachoo]]
 +
: [[Undefined player|Pilf]]
 +
: [[Undefined player|Pokemaster]]
 +
: [[Player:Prototype|Prototype]]
 +
: [[Undefined player|Rutherford]]
 +
: [[Undefined player|Scatmanjohn]]
 +
: [[Undefined player|Sid]]
 +
: [[Undefined player|Sircaptainking]]
 +
: [[Player:Slashcko|Slashcko]]
 +
: [[Undefined player|Somalia]]
 +
: [[Undefined player|Spacetard]]
 +
: [[Undefined player|Speedofsloth]]
 +
: [[Player:Subjugate|Subjugate]]
 +
: [[Undefined player|Suiseiseki]]
 +
: [[Player:Tagger|Tagger]]
 +
: [[Undefined player|Tarquinmitzi]]
 +
: [[Undefined player|Tedchicago]]
 +
: [[Player:Thatguy|Thatguy]]
 +
: [[Undefined player|Theelderly]]
 +
: [[Player:Trexjones|Trexjones]]
 +
: [[Undefined player|Tullas]]
 +
: [[Undefined player|Urameget]]
 +
: [[Undefined player|Vidyaplayer]]
 +
: [[Undefined player|Vysha]]
 +
: [[Undefined player|Wildford]]
 +
: [[Undefined player|Wolfman]]
  
[[Category:Babel/N]]
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==Pictures==
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{|
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|Panoramic of New Broleans (late January 2009)
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|[http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/5954/newbroleanspanozv4sg4.jpg]
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|-
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|The village sculptors piece de la resistance
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|[http://uppix.net/6/4/5/28a5fffe7a28b879ec31434a7ed16.png]
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|-
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|Village overlook from Dat Hill
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|[http://uppix.net/4/9/8/8fb18d6c10331c3d672bdc719268b.png]
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|}

Latest revision as of 23:53, 4 April 2016

Jenn-Kellon home settlement

This was a Jenn-Kellon (white light) settlement on the now deleted home server.


newbroleansxv3.jpg
New Broleans
NO FUN ALLOWED

Size 15 Village

Mayor
Gulasch Barrel
Population
90
Allies

Bridge of Swedes

Enemies

Neckbeards



A sprawling metropolis in Jenn-Kellon Home. During the Wave of Bros™, the undeeded refuge of New Broleans sheltered innocent bros from racism. New Broleans became the largest city in Wurm, despite the bro's constant struggle against the White Devil.

Government

Despite Wurm's capitalist tendencies, the concept of Bromunism prevails in New Broleans. Nothing is ever done without communal approval, and most brojects are undertaken for the good of society. Citizens are allowed private property, but generally share time or material if someone else has greater need.

Brojects

Completed

HUGE BLACK COG
Bay path
Settlement of Dat Hill

Pending Completion

Brolympus
Grimdark Cave
The Brolossus - Statue of Libroty
Cog 2: Large Hadron Coglider

People

Mayor

Gulasch Barrel

Premier

Chairman Prak

Ministry

DoubleDigger - Minister of Holes
Lawwhutt - Minister of Drama
Wilford - Minister of Animal Abuse

Priest/Priestess

Desuarmy

Laborers [skills above 30]

Advicebro
Aethertyd
Aggiedog
Ancientpriest
Ashwilliams
Balack
Booloo
Boxxeebabe
Brodakin
Brohemian
Brolmusprime
Brosten
Brostoyevski
Brotolemaeus
Callagan
Carlwinslow
Chanigan
Charon
Cherrypie
Chiago
Collective
Confused
Corm
Cowart
Dapperderp
Empty
Falcolombardi
Falloutmenz
Fleabag
Forbe
Frolancer
Fusionx
Guardsmangary
Gulasch
Halogrrlxd
Harbi
Hiddenbro
Hilz
Honk
Internetdude
Jenuv
Jibbington
Letobro
Liebefertigkeit
Lolicatgirls
Lostbro
Lumbrojack
Malignwarlock [Carpentry (65), Ship building (50), Woodcutting (50), Mining (45), Digging (30)]
Mangler
Marlkrof
Megamilk
Migrean
Monkeyfive
Moush
Mummy
Nack
Nife
Ollj
Peekachoo
Pilf
Pokemaster
Prototype
Rutherford
Scatmanjohn
Sid
Sircaptainking
Slashcko
Somalia
Spacetard
Speedofsloth
Subjugate
Suiseiseki
Tagger
Tarquinmitzi
Tedchicago
Thatguy
Theelderly
Trexjones
Tullas
Urameget
Vidyaplayer
Vysha
Wildford
Wolfman

Pictures

Panoramic of New Broleans (late January 2009) [1]
The village sculptors piece de la resistance [2]
Village overlook from Dat Hill [3]