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With notoriously low tolerance for silliness acquired during several years in the military, and an overarching desire to buy one of "everything", the grumpy ghost still carries the flag for the JerkSquad.
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With notoriously low tolerance for morons, and a very wide ranging definition of what qualifies someone to ''be'' a moron, Tamtam strives to represent all that is wondrous about the illustrious JerkSquad. Sort of. 
  
 
Former Co-mayor of Arcadia Bay(JKH), founder of Fort Arcadia (JKH)
 
Former Co-mayor of Arcadia Bay(JKH), founder of Fort Arcadia (JKH)
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Founder and Mayor of OTH (JKH)
 
Founder and Mayor of OTH (JKH)
  
Warchief of Fomorach (FI), Commandant of Parris Island (FI), Grumpster of Fort Arcadia (FI)
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Warchief of Fomorach (FI), Commandant of Parris Island (FI)
  
 
[09:04:11] You have just received the title 'The Tin King'!
 
[09:04:11] You have just received the title 'The Tin King'!
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[01:01:04] You are awesome.
 
[01:01:04] You are awesome.
  
Blacksmith, Carpenter, Chainsmith, Mercenary, Mason, Smith, Renowned Blacksmith, Digger, Repairman, Fletcher, Renowned Chainsmith, Excavator, Dragonslayer, Renowned Carpenter, Potter (Yeah that's right), Lumberjack, Prime Minester, Soldier, Miner, Handyman, Trollslayer (Whatcha gonna do about it?), Goldmonger.
 
  
Via his personal Army of Alts:
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Blah, blah, blah.  Still a grumpy old man.
  
''Skenderbeu'' - 89 Faith Vynoran Priest; Padre, Channeler, Farmer, Ropemaker, Gardener, Devout, Reverent, Crofter, Handyman, Trollslayer (Uh huh Uh huh).
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''Momarr''    - High Tanner, Nothing else ya'll need to know about, move along.
 
  
''Tamorline and Tamorlost'' - The Tamor Twins serve no rational purpose whatsoever.
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Tamorlane, Tamorline, Tamorlost, Tamorlast
  
Blah, blah, blah.  Still a grumpy old man.
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Skenderbeu, Fear
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Momarr, Temujim, Ogedai, Chagatai, Tolui
  
Tamorlane routinely and randomly gives away expensive, high ql, high enchanted items for no real reason whatsoever.  Here's a tip:  If he gives you something for free, don't complain about it, don't ask him to make it something else, and don't whine like a pansy if you weren't the one who got it.
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Hell if I can remember them all.
  
Here's another tip:  If he is willing to sell you something for a silly, way-below-market price, don't ask him to deliver it to you at the other end of the map.
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''Famous Quotes'':
 
''Famous Quotes'':
  
"Camp fires really ought to burn longer.  I had to make 24 of them just to get this stew to hot." (Tam's First Wurmday)
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"Probably 90% of the Wurm player base wouldn't muddy their feet in the forum or in kchat if you paid themThey get enough of semi-literate, wiki-educated, self-absorbed attention whores with an overinflated sense of relevance in real life."
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"Every time I get sucked into some uninformed juvenile debate on the forum, it takes a week to get the taste of stupid out of my mouth."
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"I shall now dedicate the rest of my retirement to the sole act of hunting down Tonygreen and stabbing him in the face. I will miss seeing my kids." (JKH Raiding Opened)
 
  
"If there was a special continent, hosting a special nation, full of special people, who's only contribution to the human race and the world at large was the proliferation of absolutely stupid and ridiculously inane conversation, you, Sir, would be the f***ing Emperor." (KChat, pick a time)
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And stop making fun of Miss Ick already.  She is very sensitive.
  
"If I was a 14 year old spaz living in my parents basement with a Fallout Boys poster on my wall and halfassed attention whore razor cuts on my legs, I would put down the video games and the stolen eyeliner and put a bullet in my mouth."  
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"I is sensitive"
  
  
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Latest revision as of 21:25, 27 June 2020

With notoriously low tolerance for morons, and a very wide ranging definition of what qualifies someone to be a moron, Tamtam strives to represent all that is wondrous about the illustrious JerkSquad. Sort of.

Former Co-mayor of Arcadia Bay(JKH), founder of Fort Arcadia (JKH)

Founder and Mayor of OTH (JKH)

Warchief of Fomorach (FI), Commandant of Parris Island (FI)

[09:04:11] You have just received the title 'The Tin King'!

[00:20:26] You are dead.

[00:21:41] You are dead.

[01:01:04] You are awesome.


Blah, blah, blah. Still a grumpy old man.


Tamorlane, Tamorline, Tamorlost, Tamorlast

Skenderbeu, Fear

Momarr, Temujim, Ogedai, Chagatai, Tolui

Hell if I can remember them all.


Famous Quotes:

"Probably 90% of the Wurm player base wouldn't muddy their feet in the forum or in kchat if you paid them. They get enough of semi-literate, wiki-educated, self-absorbed attention whores with an overinflated sense of relevance in real life."

"Every time I get sucked into some uninformed juvenile debate on the forum, it takes a week to get the taste of stupid out of my mouth."




And stop making fun of Miss Ick already. She is very sensitive.

mrow.jpg "I is sensitive"