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With notoriously low tolerance for silliness, and a "Marines do it everywhere" approach to life, the grumpy ghost is the flag bearer for the JerkSquad.
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With notoriously low tolerance for morons, and a very wide ranging definition of what qualifies someone to ''be'' a moron, Tamtam strives to represent all that is wondrous about the illustrious JerkSquad. Sort of. 
  
 
Former Co-mayor of Arcadia Bay(JKH), founder of Fort Arcadia (JKH)
 
Former Co-mayor of Arcadia Bay(JKH), founder of Fort Arcadia (JKH)
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Founder and Mayor of OTH (JKH)
 
Founder and Mayor of OTH (JKH)
  
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Warchief of Fomorach (FI), Commandant of Parris Island (FI), Grumpy Old Man of Fort Arcadia (FI)
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Warchief of Fomorach (FI), Commandant of Parris Island (FI)
  
 
[09:04:11] You have just received the title 'The Tin King'!
 
[09:04:11] You have just received the title 'The Tin King'!
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Blacksmith, Carpenter, Chainsmith, Mercenary, Mason, Smith, Renowned Blacksmith, Digger, Repairman, Fletcher, Renowned Chainsmith, Excavator, Dragonslayer, Renowned Carpenter, Potter, Lumberjack, Prime Minester, Soldier, Miner, Handyman, Trollslayer, Goldmonger, etc.
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Blah, blah, blah.  Still a grumpy old man.
  
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Via his personal Army of Alts:
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Tamorlane, Tamorline, Tamorlost, Tamorlast
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''Skenderbeu'' - Enlightened baby.  92.01 Faith Vynoran Priest; Conduit, Padre, Channeler, Farmer, Ropemaker, Gardener, Devout, Reverent, Crofter, Handyman, Trollslayer, Rope for Help (Seriously that is a dumb title).  More epeen considering he is not a Chump.  I mean Champ.
 
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''Momarr''    - High Tanner, Nothing else ya'll need to know about, move along.
 
  
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''Tamorline and Tamorlost'' - The Tamor Twins serve no rational purpose whatsoever.
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Skenderbeu, Fear
  
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Momarr, Temujim, Ogedai, Chagatai, Tolui
  
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Blah, blah, blah.  Still a grumpy old man.
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Hell if I can remember them all.
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Tamorlane routinely and randomly gives away expensive, high ql, high enchanted items for no real reason whatsoever.  Here's a tip:  If he gives you something for free, don't complain about it, don't ask him to make it something else, and don't whine like a pansy if you weren't the one who got it.
 
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Here's another tip:  If he is willing to sell you something for a silly, way-below-market price, don't ask him to deliver it to you at the other end of the map.
 
  
 
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''Famous Quotes'':
 
''Famous Quotes'':
  
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"Camp fires really ought to burn longer.  I had to make 24 of them just to get this stew to hot." (Tam's First Wurmday)
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"Probably 90% of the Wurm player base wouldn't muddy their feet in the forum or in kchat if you paid them.  They get enough of semi-literate, wiki-educated, self-absorbed attention whores with an overinflated sense of relevance in real life."
  
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"Every time I get sucked into some uninformed juvenile debate on the forum, it takes a week to get the taste of stupid out of my mouth."
  
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"I shall now dedicate the rest of my retirement to the sole act of hunting down Tonygreen and stabbing him in the face. I will miss seeing my kids." (JKH Raiding Opened)
 
  
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"If there was a special continent, hosting a special nation, full of special people, who's only contribution to the human race and the world at large was the proliferation of absolutely stupid and ridiculously inane conversation, you, Sir, would be the f***ing Emperor." (KChat, pick a time)
 
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''*Quote removed on the basis that someone might find it offensive.  Not that I care personally, of course, but yeah.''
 
  
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"I don't play games to make ''money''.  I make money so I can play ''games''."
 
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And stop making fun of Miss Ick already.  She is very sensitive.
 
And stop making fun of Miss Ick already.  She is very sensitive.
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http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee186/Tamorlane/Wurm/mrow.jpg
 
http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee186/Tamorlane/Wurm/mrow.jpg
 
"I is sensitive"
 
"I is sensitive"
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Latest revision as of 21:25, 27 June 2020

With notoriously low tolerance for morons, and a very wide ranging definition of what qualifies someone to be a moron, Tamtam strives to represent all that is wondrous about the illustrious JerkSquad. Sort of.

Former Co-mayor of Arcadia Bay(JKH), founder of Fort Arcadia (JKH)

Founder and Mayor of OTH (JKH)

Warchief of Fomorach (FI), Commandant of Parris Island (FI)

[09:04:11] You have just received the title 'The Tin King'!

[00:20:26] You are dead.

[00:21:41] You are dead.

[01:01:04] You are awesome.


Blah, blah, blah. Still a grumpy old man.

Tamorlane, Tamorline, Tamorlost, Tamorlast

Skenderbeu, Fear

Momarr, Temujim, Ogedai, Chagatai, Tolui

Hell if I can remember them all.

Famous Quotes:

"Probably 90% of the Wurm player base wouldn't muddy their feet in the forum or in kchat if you paid them. They get enough of semi-literate, wiki-educated, self-absorbed attention whores with an overinflated sense of relevance in real life."

"Every time I get sucked into some uninformed juvenile debate on the forum, it takes a week to get the taste of stupid out of my mouth."



And stop making fun of Miss Ick already. She is very sensitive.

mrow.jpg "I is sensitive"

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