User:Starving
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A priest of Magranon. Since Magranon has starved his Soul and Body since he became a priest, he has become insane. Like this one time a guy was walking by and looked at Starving's wife the wrong way, so Starving grabbed the guy and gutted him and wore his skin as a coat. Starving later found out that he actually didn't have a wife, and they guy was really a Young large rat. True story.
There once was a time when there was no hot sauce for chicken wings. The world was in chaos. Then Magranon invented hot sauce and bestowed it on the world, and all was good.