User:Lyn

Exists as a Godess, enslaving Glorpax as a pet. Will kill Glorpax in his sleep. Really. I have a QL 80 knife for stabbing him.

Note to self: Before stabbing Glorpax, give him a 99QL Sugar Cookie.

He stole the cookie thing from me. I thought of it first. Let's make fun of him somemore for not yet paying for his account.

Nah, we love him. Just don't look when I catch him editing my page again.

This is the part where you don't look. Muahahaha!!

And this is the part where the little kids reading should take cover.

Glorpax must enjoy making my history long and impressive

And he is not funny at all. Everyone should give him a beating.

Please, if you wish to live, deposite 50 silver at Lyn's house, located in senic Weenar. And then drop 1 iron at Glorpax's home, which is the cardboard box right outside Lyn's humble abode.