Settlement:New Broleans

Jenn-Kellon home settlement

This was a Jenn-Kellon (white light) settlement on the now deleted home server.

New Broleans
NO FUN ALLOWED

Size 15 Village
Mayor
Gulasch Barrel
Population
?
Allies
Bridge of Swedes
Enemies
Neckbeards

Contents

Description

A size 15 sprawling metropolis located at the mouth of Valkyrie Bay. During the Wave of Bros™, the undeeded refuge of New Broleans took in innocent bros from the dangers of rascists. New Broleans has successfully grown exponentially, despite the bro's constant struggle against the White Devil.

Government

Despite Wurm's capitalist tendancies, the concept of Bromunism prevails in New Broleans. Nothing is ever done without communal approval, and most brojects are undertaken for the good of society. Citizens are allowed private property, but generally share time or material if someone needs it greater.

People

Mayor

Gulasch Barrel

Premier

Chairman Prak

Ministry

• Doubledigger - Minister of Holes
• Lawwhut - Minister of Drama
• Wilford - Minister of PIG PUNCHAN

Laborers

• Aethertd
• Aggiedog
• Ancientpriest
• Ashwilliams
• Balack
• Boxxeebabe
• Brodakin
• Brohemian
• Carlwinslow
• Chiago
• Corm
• Desuarmy
• Fleabag
• Hiddenbro
• Jenuv
• Jibbington
• Malignwarlock
• Slashcko
• Somolia
• Vidyaplayer

Exploits

• Put scorpions on the endangered species list

Brojects

Completed

• HUGE BLACK COG
• Bay path
• Settlement of Dat Hill

Pending Completion

• Brolympus
• Grimdark Cave
• The Brolossus - Statue of Libroty
• Additional Cogs (unnamed)