Settlement:New Broleans

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Jenn-Kellon home settlement

This was a Jenn-Kellon (white light) settlement on the now deleted home server.

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New Broleans
NO FUN ALLOWED

Size 15 Village

Mayor
Gulasch Barrel
Population
90
Allies

Bridge of Swedes

Enemies

Neckbeards



Contents

Description

A sprawling metropolis located at the mouth of Valkyrie Bay. During the Wave of Bros™, the undeeded refuge of New Broleans took in innocent bros from the dangers of rascists. New Broleans has grown into the largest city in Wurm, despite the bro's constant struggle against the White Devil.

Government

Despite Wurm's capitalist tendancies, the concept of Bromunism prevails in New Broleans. Nothing is ever done without communal approval, and most brojects are undertaken for the good of society. Citizens are allowed private property, but generally share time or material if someone needs it greater.

People

Exploits

Brojects

Completed

  • HUGE BLACK COG
  • Bay path
  • Settlement of Dat Hill

Pending Completion

Imaginary Brojects

[14:39:31] <Solver> BoS sends it's greetings New Broleans. Is there any leaders of this comunity that i might speak to regarding your eleged plans to make a tunnel all the way to BoS? [14:39:50] <Uramaget> we have no leaders [14:40:11] <Uramaget> we have bronumism

[14:40:18] <Corm> We're making a tunnel, it reaches the innermost section of the bay now [14:40:23] <Solver> i said "eleged". BoS is Bay of swedes. [14:40:36] <Corm> might make it there eventually [14:40:37] <Scatmanjohn> oh man do you guys have swedish meatballs [14:40:40] <Riki> But yeah, many of our number are supporting the idea. [14:40:41] <Scatmanjohn> i love those [14:40:45] <Riki> And it's alledged.

[14:42:02] <Solver> Corm. The comunity of Bos and its allies Mesa verde and Tenakill herby informs New Broleans that NO tunnel is to be constructed under mentioned propertys. [14:42:13] <Riki> wat? [14:42:32] <Onebro> we gunna keep on diggin [14:42:58] <Riki> You'll never know if we do or don't anyways. Unless you make some sorta underground watch. [14:42:58] <Corm> ly, we're digging to nowhere [14:43:03] <Corm> honostly* [14:43:18] <Corm> We were throwing the idea around of it ending up near bro vegas [14:43:29] <Uramaget> in b4 broleasnse gets RAPED by 1000 knights [14:43:43] <Riki> We aren't digging to any particular place per say, we jsut are digging in a general direction in which your settlement may lie. [14:43:47] <Solver> Such a tunnel will NOT be allowed! [14:43:52] <Solver> That is final! [14:43:58] <Scatmanjohn> THIS IS AN OUTRAGE [14:43:58] <Lawwhutt> yeah, how about NOT failing at foreign relations [14:43:59] <Onebro> by who exactly [14:44:00] <Riki> We are not PURPOSEFULLY digging a tunnel under your shiz. [14:44:38] <Riki> We are also not making way for a Locust invasion.

[14:45:01] <Riki> RESISTANCE IS FUTILE YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED [14:45:20] <Chesthardpeck> being able to undermine villages would be awesome [14:45:35] <Corm> Take a chill pill. We're just going to dig into the mountain then [14:45:48] <Riki> There are also much nicer ways to make requests other than DON'T DIG AT US OR ELSE. [14:46:06] <Solver> i never put any "or else" in my lines. [14:46:08] <Scatmanjohn> Just take it easy bro, be cool. No one up here's looking for a fight.

[14:47:04] <Riki> Gulasch is our mayor, speak with him. [14:47:28] <Riki> He's in the blue barrel.

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