I am also not a criminal because criminals steal things, kill people, kite monsters and various other practical problems. Using big words that are too good for your insignificant mind is not a criminal offense. If you have made it a rule "Thou shalt not make thee look smart." then you're a sad, strange little man.
lmaoFirst of all, no we don't rob everything infact I've made sure they donas the mayor of mingapore that no more stealing takes place, since it't steals caused us trouble recently.Second of all we argued with you in our irc and then you got butthurt hurt and wanted to leave, your chicken and watermelon comment has no point,
Third of all, you stole 2 carts.
The last bit: Get over yourself.and oh yeah donanyways of the points you have made clearly which aren't forget many i have edited some of the articles because i feel like i am unnecessarily judging you arenon past actions so i've just expressed it in forthright circumstantialities, to be frank i don't think we want you to return to the next town unless of course you make a member (inb4 you insult me) special effort to act with decorum or something. I hope you are satisfactory with the adjustments and if you'd be kind enough to unignore me we can talk about further transitions.(above is also an example of any facepunch settlement nevermind minges tirith.how to use big words without sounding dickish)