''I t0ld you n00bz...I'm Ub3r Ub3r L33T.'' - Mort
''I'm sure we've tried stabbing rolf but it was chuck norris all over again...we just shattered into oblivion.'' - Traslogan
''Who-lives-in-a-pineapple-under-the-sea?'' ''SPONGE-BOB-SQUARE-PANTS!'' ''Who-died-in-an-oil-spill-caused-by-BP?!'' ''SPONGE...Bob....Squarepants?'' - Traslogan