Player:Fez

The player Fez is known throughout the history of wurm, but not in the way you could imagine. Whereas many players clearly fight for a single kingdom, multiple kingdoms or even themselves Fez's motives are a bit different, in that he fights simply to make those he doesn't like, mad.

Up in west haven where he was born and raised, on the playground where he spent most of his days, Fez learned the game, the in's out's and around's. Eventually Fez became a privateer of sorts on his grand mission of Wurm. Eventually he landed himself on Wild, where Fez became one of the most niggerish players in wurm online so much so that he is still known today for some of the amazing things that he is responsible for, for example, Permakilling a champion. Some call his work that of the Taliban, others call him a hero(See Permakilled Champion, afterall, noone likes Rudie, not even Rudie.), most call him a greifing fag

Fez moved onto epic, taking up the name Holar instead. Starting in the Kingdom of Jenn-Kellon and was instantly a super-star of a broken kingdom. The leaders of Jenn-Kellon oft invited Fez(Now Holar) over for Dinner and Threesomes, but he said "Nah Micheal, i shall not, for your wife and her cooking are both disgusting." The Jenn-Kellon kingdom was constantly attacked by the almighty forces of the Mongol Empire, Holar did what he could in order to preserve the kingdom but the mongol assault was simply too much. His heroic actions kept the kingdom from going into complete desolation, but there is only so much you can do with 12 year olds and Mentally Retarded allies when the dust settled Jenn-kellon was Dead. Holar was then asked by the mongolian general Hellfag to join up with the Mongol Empire and Rustle the Jimmies of all who stand before them. And Rustle he did, becoming One of the best.

After the Fall of the Mongol Empire because Rolf made them disband, Holar didn't know what to do with himself, so he followed some other Mongols to somewhere prolly MRH where Gary got really mad, not that thats new or anything that guys always mad, like real yo, guy needs to chill.

But then everyone got bored and nothing happened, until, one day, the group of retards and 12 year olds, formed together once again, making a Kingdom that went by the name "Dipshit Knights!" or something, so the ex-mongols saw a chance to have some fun with the game, while stopping other from having fun. And so came the New and Improved Jenn-Kellon, Lead by The Mongol Empires old leaders, there really wasnt any other outcome besides Shitty Knights dieing alot and then not pvping anymore, like what did they expect to do exactly? fucking Cornshit and Micheal#DeWitt where their leaders, like wtf

and blah blah, he quite a few times and shit and now hes playing again

here we see him

Hard at work, looking to Greif more people, Just another day in da hood.